SYSTEM STATUS: DEGRADED | VIBE PACKETS: UNSTABLE | COMMON SENSE PROTOCOL: 43% PACKET LOSS | SNACK DEPT: REVIEWING
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This ticket has been received by the Nonsense Escalation Portal and will be reviewed never.
Thank you for your patience. — Senior Systems Goblin, Snack Department